me: man you remember that time in highschool wh-
friend: yes
me: man I didn’t even say what the story wa-
friend: I remember
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me: *is constantly treating myself*
me: you know what? i’m gonna treat myself today
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Drake Ft. Beyonce – Can I (Snippet) (800,083 plays)
Drake ft. Beyonce // Can I (Snippet)
Beyoncé please stop trying to kill me.
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Nicki performing Feeling Myself (Stockholm, Sweden 16/3/15)FUCK IT UP SIS!!!
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